Inmate C-section Reveals Baby Hoarding Drugs. They start young!

With our savior in Chief going on a trip abroad, you wonder why I would have a headline like this.
Didn't I already cover pregnant inmates and cause a complete breakdown of society because of my leftist views?

I guess not because, our President is still going out of the country and inmate women are still "Ina Gada Davita" as Ricky Martin would say.  Yes, inmates are still squeezing out puppies in prison and I applaud them for it!  Why put your life on hold because you are serving time?  Unfortunately, the case I am referring to is not one I support.

Some tea drinking bible thumpers are trying to say that these are "bad seed" and mothers need to have leg irons on while giving birth.  How about a C-section though? OK, this mom is lying there, getting her gut opened up like a tuna, and the surgeon finds that the child at some point, snuck out, grabbed some drugs and returned without being discovered.  The mother didn't even know.

So this little kid is partying it up "ina vita loca", burning it down in his own private womb, and the man is none the wiser.  Now here is where we can get into an abortion debate.  Mom here is going to have to pay for what the rotten kid is up to.  She could have aborted and not have to worry about doing more time because she can't control her kid.  Hey she just wanted sex, not a brat sneaking out of her Vajayjay going down to the crack house scoring an 8.  Ridiculous.  Don't fret folks, we'll talk about his trip soon.  Until then,

God/Allah/Nobody Bless
Libby

News Article Here

N. Dakaodakstan is safe, but what about China?

I know that yesterday we discussed Prop 19 in California, and came up with a solution from a proper analysis of cause and effect.  Well, I won't bore you with talk that is way over your head, (I could do that all day long and we wouldn't accomplish squat).

Anywho, I came upon an article that got me going a little bit~China.  They are showing a commercial on TV, as I mentioned recently I think, with all these Chinese people sitting in a high tech room talking about how we are about to fall (no way. We have BO) and how they own us.  OK, that is just sick. That slavery boat sailed way a long time ago with aparthied. 'Nuff said.

I now find that these Chinese women are sick people too, in their own right. Don't get me wrong, we all have our little "quirks" when it come to se.. ̶um well you know, private stuff. The Chinese have a... well, a umm.... Barrack Obama, I'll just say it, sex doll.

These sick Chinese women want a Barrack Obama damn sex slave, and by Joe, if they can't have the real thing, they are going to create one. This thing, as I saw it was in a crowd of other sex dolls, and for all I know was doing all of them when the cameras were not on them. Who knows, do they have blow up whips chains to go with it? China wake up. The whole world has it's own problems, but BO is ours!  I might have wanted to word that differently, but you know what I mean.  Oh and one last thing... how much do those Barrack dolls run? (In US dollars)

True Story Here

God/Allah/Nobody Bless
Libby

North Dakodakstan is Safe.... for now!

Hello good Liberals, near and far. Many of you will see last night as a very bad thing because we lost a lot of Gov. seats and majority in congress. I agree that it made me feel sad and uneasy as well. My main man is going to have it rough to get our progressive agenda through without the stupid Republicans noticing like in the past (we got so much by them, (LMAO).
The people in North Dakodakstan (#3 of the newest 57 United States) held our Democratic seats all around, but well, in an idealistic, unrealistic world where I live, that is not hard to do. Our economy is on time here, and I don't know why the rest of the country isn't in the same shape? But hey, that is fantasy land for you.
Anywho, N. Dakodakstan can breath a sigh of relief. I was considering moving to California if they passed the bill to allow regular marijuana smoking for fun. It would have passed too, but there was already a law banning plastic bags there, and well, that is what pot comes in...Duh! So, we need to repeal or amend the plastic bag law, so we can pass the pot law. Until then, ND(stn) will get to keep me as a citizen until we can have a perfect world in fantasyland. (Never knew the laws in make believe were so strict!)

God/Allah/Nobody Bless
Libby

MMMM... Love Them Baked Goodies, Thanks For Caring!

Here is another reason why I am a liberal, and exactly why we must have big government. Let's face it America, most of you are really damn fat. I know, I am sort of going where I went the other day on one of my first blogs, but really people.
Michelle (while I am out to steal her man) has a really good point that I can't afford to ignore.  I am not fat at all, but I do love alot of people that are, bless their heart.  Michelle is telling us we are fat, and while, being a woman, hurts my feeling, Well? The truth hurts.
What also hurts is giving up favorite foods. Another thing that hurts is knowing who to believe, or to be blamed for being told the wrong things to eat, and when! I was just at market recently, and since I and the other shoppers are too stupid to know what and when to eat what, they (the Market) puts up a big sign with a selection beneath it, of things like donuts, cupcakes, bagels, muffins, and other yummies. OMGod's!, My heart was racing, and on the sign it said "Breakfast."
Ok, so these things can only be eaten when you first get up. Will the Muffin Man come by and take your muffins if you eat them at another time of day?  What laws will you be breaking? Are there other things than can be eaten for breakfast? I ate breakfast in Japan once, and there was nothing that resembled American breakfasts at all. They ate veggies and seafood, protein and ruffage (salads not dogs).  Not much carb and nothing sweet!  Michelle should be getting on those muffin cops, not us about how we eat!  Well, that is all I am going to say about those yummy breakfast friggin pastries.  Michelle, are you tired of the fame yet?

PS Michelle.. Have you looked at your backside lately?

God/Allah/Nobody Bless
Libby

2000 Years of American Politics: What A Long Strange Trip!

I was slummin' over at Faux News (that's what Lib's call it), apparently at the perfect time for a good chuckle, not to mention one hell of a mental picture.  Talk about mental overload and blowing a Libby gasket! I could go on and on about how I am smart enough to get all my news from a reputabul news source, CNN, (just earned $20.00) but this is a much better subject.
Dude was on there by the name of Frank Luntz.  He was going on about how much more involved Americans are in politics.  He was stirring the shit pot talking about the Democrats getting their asses kicked because of Americans being so involved.

OK, then he said that "Americans are more involved with politics than they were 2000 years ago".  OK, not an exact quote, but exactly the idea presented, Oh, and exactly where I got the insane mental picture that made me, one of the greatest minds (and Bodies) of the time, to blow a friggin gasket.  (Sorry for the bad word Kiddies, some time ya got to).
Here is where this steel trap of mental capacity went.  I see cromangus men talking politics.
One goes "Uuugh, Democrats rule".  The other says "Uuugh Uugh, no, Repug, you ass".  First one decides that he is an ass, and so are all of his friends, so they make an idol of gold, of the wonderful Ass (Donkey). The Republicans saw the golden Ass, git jealous and made a really nice Bronze Hefalump ( I know, but am a big Pooh fan).  The Democrats laughed because the republicans had all this big Elephant (see, I know) in an idol and it was still cheaper than the tiny donkey.  A big fight broke out and Logic came down from the Conscienceness and destroyed both idols. Then the 10 Amendments were written, to be broken by both forever. I may have just written the first story for the O'Bible!

Wait I got an E-mail.  *PAUSE*   OK, I'm back, damn CNN called and said I had to promote this without typo's.  Geez, anywho.  This was really funny in my mind and I decided to share.


P.S. Mr. Luntz and the folks at Fox News, A note from my Editor: Work with me here dude. I can't just ignore Republican ammo either ~just sayin'

God/Allah/Nobody Bless
Libby

Trick or What The Hell is This ??? (break out the TP)

So, I have calmed down enough to tell y'all about my experience Halloween, wait were we going with Xoween or HallowX?
Anywho,  here is what happened!  I was traveling as I sometimes do between the states, passport in hand, and had gone to one of the new states, Kenyatucky (#6 of the newest 57 United States).  There have been a lot of famous expatriots born here whose names end in neat stuff like Islam and Hussiniabad that become famous folk rock singers and what not.  Lots of sand feilds and some of those pretty oasises (although not Jackie).
I stopped at a BP station because I like to keep my American dollars spent with fine US companies whenever I can, and they had all kinds of good stuff to eat in there, like pickled eggs and a fine drink called Ale 8, and sort of pecular looking people.  The man behind the counter had a mullet hair cut and like 2 teeth, that were a funny shade of green.  Then I remember it is HalloX. I bought an egg and an Ale 8.  Told the guy "nice costume", to which he replied "Thank ya, Whut ya mean?"  I continued out the door.  Saw a normal looking lady and asked about Halloween activities (knew she wouldn't understand Xoween). She told me that the White House has a Kenyatucky branch in Farrakhanville, the state capitol.   I was so happy and put on my donkey suit and on my way was I.
I get there and was greeted warmly by some nice Black militants that were more than happy to help.  Went to the front door of the Palace there and said my trick or treat deal.  There was a lady in a Michelle Obama costume who looked at me cross eyed. I thought she was getting attitude, but after the station guy, maybe not?  Got to my car and found my bag full of this dried fruit shit.  WTF?? I want the good stuff, you know, $100 bills and diamonds and stuff.
This is a freakin branch of my man Obama's offices and he would be giving out the good stuff, screw this!  I get out the TP and those nice Black militants grabbed me around the chest and threw me to the ground, before I can get it around the first tree.  I told him my problem and after caressing my breast to heal it (that was not hurt to begin with but I thanked him anyway) he explained that Michelle said that that was what the White house was giving out this year, a healthy snack.  That Bitch.  I am gonna get her and steal her man if it is the last thing I ever do!  Well, enough for now.

God/Allah/Nobody Bless
Libby

Getting Out The Word, Taking Back The Word, Inserting New Word, Whew!

The choice is clear for 2012.  Obama will be here to stay.  He is the world's bestest political strategist, really!  He goes out and is able to call the opposing party the "enemy" and get those who are really a big voting base (I guess) legally, really, um in English on the Latino channel, and go back and say that he maybe should have not said that.  He is great!  Now he has corrected and said opponent, and it is all cool and he is still the President and still so handsome.  He is still loved by all the world and his ability to reach out to others in a language that they will understand is just so great.  This is what makes a great leader, to do a spell check, grammar check, and political snafu check, in hindsight and fix it as if it never happened.  A real American Hero.  Giv'em a Bud!  (And a Newport!)

Referenced Story Here

God/Allah/Nobody Bless
Libby