N. Dakaodakstan is safe, but what about China?

I know that yesterday we discussed Prop 19 in California, and came up with a solution from a proper analysis of cause and effect.  Well, I won't bore you with talk that is way over your head, (I could do that all day long and we wouldn't accomplish squat).

Anywho, I came upon an article that got me going a little bit~China.  They are showing a commercial on TV, as I mentioned recently I think, with all these Chinese people sitting in a high tech room talking about how we are about to fall (no way. We have BO) and how they own us.  OK, that is just sick. That slavery boat sailed way a long time ago with aparthied. 'Nuff said.

I now find that these Chinese women are sick people too, in their own right. Don't get me wrong, we all have our little "quirks" when it come to se.. ̶um well you know, private stuff. The Chinese have a... well, a umm.... Barrack Obama, I'll just say it, sex doll.

These sick Chinese women want a Barrack Obama damn sex slave, and by Joe, if they can't have the real thing, they are going to create one. This thing, as I saw it was in a crowd of other sex dolls, and for all I know was doing all of them when the cameras were not on them. Who knows, do they have blow up whips chains to go with it? China wake up. The whole world has it's own problems, but BO is ours!  I might have wanted to word that differently, but you know what I mean.  Oh and one last thing... how much do those Barrack dolls run? (In US dollars)

True Story Here

God/Allah/Nobody Bless
Libby

2000 Years of American Politics: What A Long Strange Trip!

I was slummin' over at Faux News (that's what Lib's call it), apparently at the perfect time for a good chuckle, not to mention one hell of a mental picture.  Talk about mental overload and blowing a Libby gasket! I could go on and on about how I am smart enough to get all my news from a reputabul news source, CNN, (just earned $20.00) but this is a much better subject.
Dude was on there by the name of Frank Luntz.  He was going on about how much more involved Americans are in politics.  He was stirring the shit pot talking about the Democrats getting their asses kicked because of Americans being so involved.

OK, then he said that "Americans are more involved with politics than they were 2000 years ago".  OK, not an exact quote, but exactly the idea presented, Oh, and exactly where I got the insane mental picture that made me, one of the greatest minds (and Bodies) of the time, to blow a friggin gasket.  (Sorry for the bad word Kiddies, some time ya got to).
Here is where this steel trap of mental capacity went.  I see cromangus men talking politics.
One goes "Uuugh, Democrats rule".  The other says "Uuugh Uugh, no, Repug, you ass".  First one decides that he is an ass, and so are all of his friends, so they make an idol of gold, of the wonderful Ass (Donkey). The Republicans saw the golden Ass, git jealous and made a really nice Bronze Hefalump ( I know, but am a big Pooh fan).  The Democrats laughed because the republicans had all this big Elephant (see, I know) in an idol and it was still cheaper than the tiny donkey.  A big fight broke out and Logic came down from the Conscienceness and destroyed both idols. Then the 10 Amendments were written, to be broken by both forever. I may have just written the first story for the O'Bible!

Wait I got an E-mail.  *PAUSE*   OK, I'm back, damn CNN called and said I had to promote this without typo's.  Geez, anywho.  This was really funny in my mind and I decided to share.


P.S. Mr. Luntz and the folks at Fox News, A note from my Editor: Work with me here dude. I can't just ignore Republican ammo either ~just sayin'

God/Allah/Nobody Bless
Libby

Getting Out The Word, Taking Back The Word, Inserting New Word, Whew!

The choice is clear for 2012.  Obama will be here to stay.  He is the world's bestest political strategist, really!  He goes out and is able to call the opposing party the "enemy" and get those who are really a big voting base (I guess) legally, really, um in English on the Latino channel, and go back and say that he maybe should have not said that.  He is great!  Now he has corrected and said opponent, and it is all cool and he is still the President and still so handsome.  He is still loved by all the world and his ability to reach out to others in a language that they will understand is just so great.  This is what makes a great leader, to do a spell check, grammar check, and political snafu check, in hindsight and fix it as if it never happened.  A real American Hero.  Giv'em a Bud!  (And a Newport!)

Referenced Story Here

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Libby

I'll Take a Democrat and a Side of Fries to Go

I went out to vote today, like the good liberal that I am, and was amazed that there were so many people there standing in line for early voting.  It was really weird for me because I thought you couldn't talk politics at the poll.  So, I am there in line, waiting with all the other people listening and got more opinions than I wanted to, to tell you the truth.  People were talking about Glenn Beck (who is not running for office) and that witch woman.  I heard people talking about gays in the military, and well, the football games and the weather, all sorts of conversations. Now I have been waiting in the line for quite a while, it is stretched outside the door for about half way around the building, and moving pretty slow.  I finally get to the front of the line and tell the lady there that I am registered democrat and can't wait to do my part to keep the nation free!  She looked at me quite matter of factly and said "That is nice sweetie, but are you ordering Chicken or what?"  I looked down at the sign in front of me and saw I was not at the poll, but at Pollette's Chicken and Waffles.  What a damn waste of an afternoon.

God/Allah/Nobody Bless
Libby